Fart Philosophy
Serious Wisdom Stupid Origins
A collection of profoundly ridiculous quotes — now available as prints, mugs, and merch for deep thinkers with questionable taste.
Our Story
Fart Philosophy is what happens when high-minded reflection collides with lowbrow origins.
Born as a book — Silent but Wise: The Subtle Art of Fart-Based Wisdom — it’s now a movement of quietly absurd philosophy merch designed to look serious, feel considered, and sound… surprisingly wise.
“One does not choose the moment — the moment chooses the cheeks.”
— Plopto
More than just a book
Shop bestselling mugs, prints, and oddly profound gifts for the quietly unhinged.
Upcoming Readings & Events
Jun 22nd
Divi Bookstore
San Francisco, CA @ 6:30pm
Live Reading
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Jun 22nd
Monarch Books
Los Angeles, CA @ 7:15pm
Book Signing
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Aug 31st
Bloom Binding
Brooklyn, NY @ 6pm
Live Reading
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